The US Government announced that both the Senate and the House of Representitives, 535 Voting Jobs, will be outsourced.

The US Government today announced that with the close of congeress, both the Senate and the House of Representitives will be outsourced to private business.  One source close to the descision makers said "Look, we're only outsourcing the low level jobs.  A lot of Americans don't realize, congress hasn't been writing any of the laws for several decades.  Big Pharma wrote that big reform thing.  The oil companies, well, you know.  All the important descisions will still be made by the desciders in power.  It's not like we're selling tickets to see the Declaration of Independence."